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Amazon Customer Service Rep:
Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
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Me:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skill...s that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Amazon Customer Service Rep:
I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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(Originally posted by http:
//dustinabel.tumblr.com )
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*This is hilarious*
Oh man. The Group needs to know about this game. And play it. Frequently.
I’m always playing this with strangers but they never get it
tumblr was on mtv?
spiderman is my god
